Joe Lo Truglio

Deputy Frank Rizzo

Brad

Ron

Mike

Neil

Tone Hangers

Sammy

Self - Guest

Charles Boyle

Al Capone

Markowski (voice)

Wayne Davidson

Charles Boyle

O'Reilly

Butt-Crack Man

Glenn

Mark

Lonnie (Voice Crack Guy)

Francis the Driver

Paul Mardino

Tattoo Shop Owner #2

Honeywell

Music Lover Guy

Elijah (voice), Freddy (voice), Gabriel (voice), Pete Krachowski (voice), RG Burger Spokesman (voice), General Store Customer (voice), Amish Man (voice), Joe Kidney (voice), Tommy (voice)

Danny

Neil

Deputy Frank Salvatore Rizzo

Charles Boyle

Policeman #2